Pinnacle Staff Obituaries

It's Halloween and the Pinnacle staff has met some spooky ends. Strangely enough, they left behind some pre-written obituaries, almost as if they were expecting what was to happen to them. . .

Nothing Kills Jake Tharan

Jake Tharan, Murdered Entertainment Editor

Jake Tharan died on Monday, October 30, 2016. He was taking a late night walk through a cemetery in an unknown location, as he found it fitting with Halloween on the way. He was enjoying the brisk air while surveying the eerie land before he was assailed by an unknown force. He could not identify his shapeless attacker; it was as if a phantom had launched an assault on him. Wrestling with the apparition,...

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